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Lives in my back yard next to my dog's pen. Not real good.

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If that's the case, I can see why you Cajuns party so much. That would scare me to drinking, too!!

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you need to call RJ & Jay Paul Molinere from "Swamp People" They'll get that sucker and they live in your home town.

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I called the Alligator Control Agent, he said that thing was a big lizard, and his grandkids play with bigger ones that that. True story, trust me. Course I been knowing the guy for years too.

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Choot em !

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RJ & J. Paul can only help during the season which is the month of September. Possessiing a gotor is worse than almost all other crimes. You go under the jail. I think he would be cute with a red Christmas ribbon and big bell.

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Can he shift?

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How long do you have to cook em???????????

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Well, if you fry the tail, taste like chicken. Small cubes work fine. The pro gets the meat from the jowls, lighter, great in a courtbillion in a white sauce. Most courtbillion use a red sauce. Maybe a little wine in it. Over rice of course. You know, he can probably shift. I threw an orange at him, didn't move, so I hit him with a stick, hissed alot, like alot, and knowing them things can run faster than me, I retired to my house.

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You mean you cant just shoot them? I think seeing that in the back yard would scare the s--- out of me. What do you do if you have kids and pets keep them locked up at all times so the crocks can be free to roam? I would really like to hear what you are allowed to do to about them. We dont have crocks but we have coyotes and now big cats seem to be on the rise. On a good day they live less than a few min after I see them.

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Rob, in our parish we have an Alligator Control Officer. You call him and he has the authority to do what he wants, relocate them, chootem, or whatever. He receives no pay, but gets the gator. Most of the smaller ones are relocated, the larger ones are more dangerous for pets especially and most are trapped and disposed of. During the season, anyone with tags (closely controlled) can take him (or her). About 5 years ago, we had a gator in a pond next to my property. Someone saw it come out of the water and chase a dog. It was about 1000 lbs. It was shot, and while winching it to the truck, the officer heard another splash. He hung a piece of chicken on a stick, and said he would be back in 3 days. Seems it takes 3 days to get really right for a gator. And like clockwork, in 3 days he came got another big one. About 600 lbs. An easy way to tell if there is a gotor in the pond is that the ducks stay on the land. Most are small, 6 to 8 feet. Lots of coyotes down here, as it seems everywhere else. Open season. The back of my property is against a small drainage canal which runs into very deep swamp about 2 miles down. Thus the gators. We get them all the time, usually small ones and they disappear. This one wants to move in I think. Had a little one named Lefty for quite a while. Had no right arm. He was released from an aligator farm. By law they release 13% back to the wild at 3 ft or larger. Used to release 17%, but too many now. Jerry Savoie, the pro stock bike rider, is one of the largest alligator people in the business. His main customer is Guchi (mispelled I'm sure).

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Very informative Mr Jeff....lol

Small is 6-8 feet?.....

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Jeff hold on to him, makes one hell of an intimidating buglar alarm, feed him rotten chickens or the occasional trespasser. Under Louisiana Tort Law "any person commiting the act of trespassing on a property without the permission of the owner cannot hold said owner reponsible from bites incured by it's pets" Voila! now just warn your friends and don't get him mad. Claude

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Check the bumps on the toe of those beautiful boots (probably $700 to $1000) and check the bumps on the nose of the gator. I think they use a smaller gator for the toe which is the bumps. The really old and big ones are the least valuable and are used only for luggage and brief cases because the skin is full of scratches etc from fighting etc. I understand the price this year averaged about $31 per foot on the hoof, which for RJ and J. Paul with 500 tags X 8 ft average = 4000 ft of gators X $31 is $124,000. Not bad for a month.

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Thanks as was said before very good info. Jerry Savoie was on a Discovery Channel show called "Dirty Jobs" two different times. I saw him there before I ever knew he raced. The whole time I was watching those shows I was thinking these guys are CRAZY. There is no way in hell I am messing with a gator unless I am a long ways away and doing it with a rifle. I have done some crazy stuff in my past but grabbing a hold of a gator or doing 200 on a motorcyle are not going to be one of them LOL.

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Anybody remember that old Country & Western song "Thank God and Greyhound You're Gone". Agent went to the house, and well you can imagine the rest. He hissed one time too many. My dogs feel better now.

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Jeff, they also make some nice alligator belts, wallets, jackets, as well as ladies & mens boots too...just go to ebay and type in 'real alligator' boots or other item...but make sure you type in the 'real' first because you will get thousands of fake sheepskin copies offered for sale on that site...maybe you can make a custom alligator helmet. :D

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Jeff, You ought to talk to Dan Dvorak, he had this dog named Max if I remember right, and he had a huge pond behind his shop, which had a pretty good sized Gator ! Max and the Gator didn't geat along real well , Max lost the battle !..........John

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Hey, Mr Jeff, maybe you need some drivers like this.

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Anybody who hasn't had gator tail or steaks doesn't know what they are missing! You can get gator just a bout anywhere down here. Batter it and fry it and serve with horseradish or ranch dressing, pan baked sweet corn bread and BBQ beans and you have a great meal! Jim:D


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Anyone ship that stuff?

We had a wine tasting here, that included dinner consisting of exotics, alligator, rattlesnake, etc. etc.

My lady friend kept looking around for something less interesting..And went home a little tipsy because she didn't eat enough to make up for the wine she drank.

Maybe it was just the wine. But for me, as long as they are dead and cooked, I am up for some! I have my horseradish ready.

And that corn bread and beans sounds pretty darned good too.

Also, I found just the right stemware for my wine when I am eating gator. Sam's Club has Mason jars with lids, molded right onto glass stems.

David
The New Hemi Guy

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Jeff holds the patent on those

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jeff ain't telling you everything he cooked that gator after his atack beagle got the best of that gator.